a unique love letter

What if your heart is a system, Then I will scan you to find out which ports are open so that there is no doubt when I do “c:\>netcat.exe -l -o -v -e” to your heart, but I only dare to ping behind an anonymous proxy. Is this feeling is called fall in love so that make me like a loser or that maybe I am indeed a pure loser! pure lame, or whatever!

What if your heart is a system,

I feel like I want to take an advantage of your vulnerabilities, use a PHP injection like r57shell or something like that so that I can do “ls -la; find / -perm 777 -type d” so that I know that in your heart there is a folder that can be written or do I have free space there? Do I really need to install a back-door “Remote Connect-Back Shell” so I just wait for connections from you, I do not get wasted like this.

What if your heart is a system,

When all my requests are received, I will keep always stay in bugtraq to know your new bugs and I will patch and always patch the system. I will try to keep your service to avoid crash and I will became your firewall. I will install ports entry, and setting your error page “THE PAGE CAN NOT BE FOUND BECAUSE HAS BEEN OWNED BY  SOMEONE , NOW GET OUT!!” I promise that there will be no potential malicious program or hidden service, because I really care and love you.

Download MP3 Speaking Bahasa Inggris

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Speaking memang menjadi salah satu pelajaran penting dalam mempelajari Bahasa Inggris. Oleh karena itu, MP3 tentang materi speaking Bahasa Inggris yang akan saya bagikan ini menjadi hal yang semoga saja bermanfaat untuk mengembangkan kemampuan kita dalam percakapan Bahasa Inggris.

Ada banyak situs yang memberikan berbagai materi speaking Bahasa Inggris dengan menyediakan file MP3 plus bukunya, namun beberapa situs tersebut kadang berbayar. Meski ada satu situs Berbahasa Inggris yang menyediakannya secara gratis, namun file yang harus didownload mencapai 700 MB sehingga hal ini membutuhkan waktu yang lama untuk mengunduhnya.

Oleh karena itu, disini saya hanya memberikan direct link atau tautan langsung MP3 yang ukuran filenya sedikit sehingga sobat tidak terlalu menunggu lama untuk mendownloadnya. Berikuta adalah file MP# yang bisa sobat download yang saya ambil dari BBC Learning English:

Episode 1: Berisi tentang alasan mengapa pelajar atau mahasiswa sulit mempelajari Bahasa Inggris. Silahkan download disini.

Episode 2: Berisi tentang percakapan  bagaimana memperlancar kemampuan speaking Bahasa Inggris. Silahkan download disini.

Episode 3: Berisi tentang berbagai cara agar kemampuan speaking Bahasa Inggris kita semakin baik. Silahkan download disini.

Episode 4: Berisi tentang berbagai cara mengatur apa yang kita ucapkan. Silahkan download disini

11 English tips from Kaskus English Forum

1.English Tips #1: START
If you don't start, you'll never finish.
The longer you put it off, the more likely you are to give up. So start. Now.
Find an English class.
Find some English learning software or books.
Join an English learning forum.
Begin learning the English alphabet (ABC) and numbers (123).
Learn the vocabulary for your hobbies or interests.
Do something. Do anything.
Once you've started - don't stop.
2: English Tips #2;Practice Makes Perfect
3: English Tips #3;Take Responsibility
4. English Tips #4:The Most Commonly Used Words in Written English
5.English Tips #5:Talk to Yourself
Talking to yourself is no longer the first sign of madness - it's the first sign of excellence.
"Self-talk" can help you to become more fluent. And the great thing is - you can do it anywhere: in the bath, in the car, while you're taking the dog for a walk.
Try to put a regular time aside every day when you can talk to yourself in English. Talk about what you did yesterday, what you are doing, about interesting things which have happened to you and the things you're planning to do in the future.
6.English Tips #6:Reflect on What You Are Learning
7.English Tips #7:Learn Words in Context
Research shows that the vast majority of words are learned from context. To improve your vocabulary pay close attention to how words are used. Doing a search on a word using Google or DejaNews (for searching newsgroups) will give you many examples of how that word is used in context.
8.English Tips #8:Learn From Your Mistakes
9. English Tips #9:Learn to Learn
10.English Tips #10:Being Understood
If you're struggling to get someone to understand you, try the tips below:
* Speak more slowly (not louder!)
* Keep it simple. Use words that are most common. For example, if you want to say cat, don't use the word feline.
* Keep it simple. Use basic sentence structures (subject/verb/object).
* Don't worry about pronouns, instead use the names of people you are talking about.
* Use a lot of hand gestures. "Do you mean up?" Raise up your hands to help the person understand the word.
* Use sound effects. You may feel silly, but if you are trying to tell someone that something exploded, using the sound "Ka Boom!" will get your point across!
11.English Tips #11;Learning Vocabulary 2
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Naruto Quotes & Naruto Shippuden Quotes

Uzumaki Naruto
"Dattebayo!" (Original Japanese version)

"Believe It!" (English dub)

"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!"

"To become Hokage is my dream!"

*When talking to Sai about saving Sasuke from Orochimaru*
"I don't care who I have to fight!
If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death!
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave!
Even If i'm torn to shreds, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!"

"The pain of being alone...is not an easy one to bear..why is it...that I can understand your pain? But...I already have many people who are important to me now...and I can't let you hurt any of them...even if I have to kill you!"

"Hey, you stupid fox! You're in my body and you owe me rent! So for payment, I'll take your chakra! You got that?!"

Uchiha Sasuke
"I have long since closed my eyes... My only goal is in the darkness."

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone."

"I understand now. Even if I must take the devil's fruit, I must gain power. I am an avenger."

SYLLABUS OF PRAGMATICS

Subject	PRAGMATICS
Credit	2 SKS

Purpose of the Study:

            The Students are intended to know the definition, nature, history of Pragmatics and able to make pragmatic analysis on linguistic phenomenon..

Topics of Discussion

1	The scope of Pragmatics: What is pragmatics Why do we need to study pragmatics? The difference between semantics and pragmatics.
2	Sentence meaning vs utterance meaning
3	Deictic words
4	Speech Act theory
5	Austin theory of locution, illocution and perlocution
6	Convensational vs conversational implicature
7	Presupposition and entailments
8	Levinson’s principle of politeness and interaction
9	The Gricean maxims
10	Pragmatics analysis on mass media

Suggested Reading :
Mey, Jacob L. 1993. Introduction to Pragmatics. Oxford. Blackwell Publishers.

Leech, Geoffrey. 1983. Principle of Pragmatics. Essex. England. Longman Group Ltd.

Yule, George. 1996. Pragmatics. Oxford. Oxford University Press.

SYLLABUS OF LITERARY APPRECIATION

Subject	LITERARY APPRECIATION
Credit	2 SKS

Purpose of the Study:

            The Students are intended to understand literary theories and have the competence of making the analysis towards the elements and values of literary works of arts.

Topics of Discussion

1	The scope of Literary Appreciation: What is literature? Why do we need to study Literature? Kinds of literary genres: prose, poetry and drama.
2	Introduction to Prose
3	Elements of prose
4	Prose analysis
5	Introduction to poetry
6	The use of figurative language in poetry
7	Elements of poetry : imagery
8	Poetry analysis
9	Introduction to drama
10	Elements of drama
11	Drama analysis
12	Mosf famous British and American man of letters
13	The use of various approach in literary analysis (psychological, sociological, philosopical approach)

Suggested Reading :
Stanton ,Robert.1965. An Introduction to Fiction. New York. Holt, Rinehart and Winston,Inc.

Little, Graham. 1970. Approach to Literature. Sydney.Science Press.

Siswantoro.2002.Apresiasi Puisi-puisi Sastra Inggris. Surakarta. UMS Press.

  

INFERIORITY FEELING OF OLIVER TWIST IN ROMAN POLANSKI’S OLIVER TWIST: AN INDIVIDUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL APPROACH

AKHTAJ, NUR AINI (2010)

SUMMARY
This research paper investigates how inferiority feeling of Oliver
Twist as the major character is reflected in Roman Polanski’s Oliver Twist.
Therefore, the study analyzes the movie in terms of its structural elements and
based on the individual psychological analysis.
The writer uses qualitative study, in which the primary data is the
movie of Oliver Twist, and secondary data is the other data related to the research
such as some books of individual psychological theory by Alfred Adler, movie
script, commentaries, internet, and other relevant information. The method of data
collection is library research. The technique of data analysis is descriptive
analysis.
The result of the analysis is as follows. Firstly, the structural element
of the movie presents a solid unity. Secondly, the individual psychological
analysis shows that the inferiority feeling of Oliver Twist influences his
personality in facing social life. He feels there is no one who loves and cares him
because he is an orphan and poor boy. Those problems produce weak feeling that
affects his personality. His weakness in social sphere drives him to overcome his
inferiority. He compensates his weaknesses by striving to get his goal of life.Finally, he can live happily and peacefully with the new family.

American Slang

Selain belajar tata bahasa, kita juga harus mempelajari bagaimana bahasa itu digunakan dalam percakapan sehari-hari. Ada beberapa contoh kalimat dalam bahasa inggris yang sering digunakan sehari-hari, tapi kalimat-kalimat ini termasuk bahasa slang atau bahasa pasaran. Tujuan saya menulis kalimat-kalimat tersebut bukan saya maksudkan untuk dipraktekkan dalam percakapan sehari-hari, tapi supaya kita lebih mengenal expresi tersebut, sehingga tidak akan terjadi misunderstanding. Jangan sampai kita mendengar orang mengatakan hal yang sebenarnya artinya kotor atau jorok, tapi kita malah mengucapkan thank you.

Salah satu cara untuk belajar bahasa inggris adalah dengan menonton film yang berbahasa inggris. Nah, kalimat-kalimat ini sering sekali dipakai dalam percakapan di film.beberapa ekspressi yang sering dipakai:

What the hell are you doing? (The hell tidak ada artinya). Sisipan the hell ini digunakan untuk menekankan kalimat what are you doing? Kalimat ini bisa diucapkan karena marah, atau diucapkan pada kawan yang sudah sangat akrab. Hal itu tergantung intonasinya.
You’re bubbling! Shut up! (Tutup mulut)
Bloody : Arti sebenarnya adalah berdarah, tapi kata ini sering dipakai untuk menunjukkan kekesalan atau penekanan pada kata yang mengikutinya, seperti bloody hell.
I’m not fussy : Saya tidak peduli.
I’m stuck on her : Saya tergila-gila padanya.
He looks like shit ; Dia kelihatan kusut banget.
Son of a bitch : keparat.
I need to piss : Aku kebelet kencing.
Don’t give me that shit : Jangan ngoceh.

Language learning is like falling in love

Falling_in_love

This evening I have to give a short talk in Japanese to about 30 members of the Japan-Canada Chamber of Commerce. I am a Director of this Chamber, which consists mostly of recent Japanese immigrants to Canada who are involved in their own businesses here. Here is what I intend to say in Japanese.

Language learning is like falling in love. In fact you have to be in love to learn a language well. I mean in love with the language. You have to have a love affair with the language. You do not have to marry the language. You can have an affair and then move on to another language after a period of time. But while you are learning the language you have to be in love with it. And you will learn faster if you are faithful to the language while you are studying it.

Just as when you are in love, you want to and need to spend as much time as possible with the object of your love. You want to hear its voice and read its thoughts. You want to learn more about it, the many words and phrases that it uses to express itself. You think of the language wherever you are. You start to observe the object of your love closely. You notice all the little things it does, you become familiar with its peculiar behaviour patterns. You breathe it. You hear its voice. You feel it. You get to know it better and better, naturally.

terjemah lucu film dan lagu barat ke dalam bahasa jawa

1 Enemy at the gates -- Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
2 Batman Forever -- Ngembat Saklawase
3 Remember the Titans -- Kelingan Titan-titan
4 The Italian Job -- Gaweane Wong Ngerum
5a Die Hard -- Matine Angel
5b Die Hard II -- Matine Angel Tenan
5c Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Kowe Kok Ra Mati2To?
6 Bad Boys -- Bocah-bocah Uelek
7 Sleepless in Seattle -- Klesikan neng Seattle
8 Lost in Space -- Ilang Neng Awang-awang
9 X-Men -- Wong Lanang Saru
9a X-Men 2 -- Wong Lanang Saru Banget
9b X-Men 3 (Belum dirilis) -- banci terminal....
10 Cheaper by Dozen -- Tumbas Selusin Langkung Mirah
11 The Cooler -- Selot Adem
12 Paycheck -- Kasbon
13 Independence Day -- Pitulasan
14 The Day After Tomorrow -- Sesuke
15 Die Another Day -- Modare Ojo Saiki
16 There is Something About Marry -- Meri Ono Apa-apane
17 Silence of the Lamb -- Wedhuse Mutung
18 All The Pretty Horses -- Jarane Ayu2 (seka Legenda Pasar Kewan Mbahrowo)
19 Planet of the Apes -- Planete Wong Apes
20 Gone in Sixty Second -- Minggat Sak cepete
21 Original Sin -- Dosa Tenanan
22 Mummy Returns -- Mami-mami podo Mudik
23 The Abyss -- Entek-entekan
24 Copycat -- Kopi Kucing (nggo konco Sego Kucing)
25 Seabiscuit -- Klethikan Neng Laut
26 Freddy vs Jason -- Kerah
27 Terminator -- Terminal Montor
29 How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Piye Carane Megat Lanangan mung 10 dino
30 Lord Of The Ring -- juragan akik
31 Deep Impact -- Ngantem Njero
32 Million Dollar Baby -- Genjik Regone Sayuto
33 Blackhawk Down -- Manuk ireng kenek bedhil
34 Saving Private Ryan -- Ngelesi privat mas rian (pancene goblok tenan opo yo?)
35 Dumb and Dumber -- Wong Goblok lan guoooblok tenan